lovelylavenderchild:

You cannot be racist to white people

just like you can’t fire your boss

because you don’t have that power

(via iammissjells)

9 minutes ago 07/28/14 at 12:14pm
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endorphins-and-dolphins:

tympanista:

loud music should be a thing in public restrooms i don’t like hearing people pee

DO YOU EVEN REALISE HOW AMAZING THIS IS

(Source: tympanista, via graceland-more-like-gayland)

2 hours ago 07/28/14 at 9:53am
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girly-fanatic:

reichenbackdatassup:

wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said

"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"

then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming

100000000 points to mom.

(Source: spockdarlin, via mightymitochondria)

3 hours ago 07/28/14 at 8:57am
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10 Disney Fun Facts

scotfin:

purplenote19:

zoe-theunicorn:

heatherbishopus:

Sulley should have shaved the legs and arms

But isn’t Cinderella blonde?

I’ve said it before and I will say it until the day I die: Elsa’s hair was NOT WHITE!!! Do you want to see what WHITE hair looks like?!?!? Look at Anna right before she goes full on icicle, THAT’S white hair!!

Ugh

(via heatherbishopus)

13 minutes ago 07/28/14 at 12:10pm
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filipinokiddo:

weirdofilipino:

I have mastered the art of accepting the reality that there will always be people who will leave you behind with no valid reasons.

100% accurate

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2 hours ago 07/28/14 at 10:21am
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crrocs:

Loser at school super extreme blogger by night

image

(via grumpyhoechlin)

3 hours ago 07/28/14 at 8:28am
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